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Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Please don't chew.... like ever.
Eating noises. I can't stand them. I can't stand hearing people crunch their food, or swallowing it or licking their fingers. It's like nails down a chalkboard for me. It takes everything I have to not scream STOP FUCKING CHEWING IN MY FACE even if they are like 10 feet away. If I hear eating noises on the radio I will change the station. At work I have to blast my music in my ears to not hear my neighbors crunch crunch crunch. At that is all while said perpetrators are chewing with their mouths closed! Can you imagine how I am if they are chewing with their mouth open?! I think I might be liable to hurt someone. It is by far by biggest pet peeve. My jaw literally aches from clenching so tight so I don't open my big mouth and either hurt someones feelings, get fired from my job or get arrested. So be warned DON'T CHEW BY ME!
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ha haahaha. :) my brother used to get mad at our whole family every time we ate...it was awful. and then in college i had a roommate who would eat apples all the time...then i understood where my brother was coming from because i could absolutely NOT stand her chewing.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand it! Some people are horrible chewers!
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